Bobbleheisman
I had quietly wondered to myself after clicking submit on the order, would this in fact be a football trophy with a functioning bobblehead? Is that where we are as a society? Is the future in fact right now? I say verily unto thee, dear reader, that this is indeed the case! The future - while until now has in most cases been later- may possibly be within our collective grasp. And if it is, it is most assuredly bobbly. I may just skip the awards ceremony and keep this award for my very own. On second thought, I shall design and purchase another bobblehead football trophy, in honor of myself for designing and purchasing the first one, and for the integrity I exhibited in giving it away to another, for what was undoubtedly a slightly lesser feat of awesomeness.